I know there are child labour laws an’ all, but I can’t hang wet clothes to dry these days, without my 4 year-old wanting (yep, that’s wanting. Insisting!) to help.
She goes straight from that to the alphabet though, so that’s all right – isn’t it? 
At least she’ll be a literate laundry woman! 
I guess the next logical thing to do will be to put some wires way above the trampoline with the alphabet letters hanging on them, then play a game of picking the letters in the right order to form a given word. Just don’t start with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Oh, good plan! We could at least all start wearing/washing clothes with letters on them…
(Nooooo!
!!)